Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley

Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.

by cleantofrontsquat December 30, 2009

simi valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California. It's probably a place you've never heard of. And if you did that's why your reading this defenition.

Simi Valley is the place where the fun NEVER ends............becuase it never got started.

by Mathura March 17, 2005

SIMI VALLEY

Lowest crime rate in the U.S. and teens and people in 20's think their hard shit. Never been out of Simi Valley and think that its ghetto. Wankstas. They leave Simi Valley and get shot cause they dont know how to act. All teenagers in the town will drive to a certain place just to see a fight cause they are pussies and the cops will try to bust teenager fights cause their job has no excitement.

That beaner actin like a G left Simi the other day. He got shot for actin hard in the valley.

by Mo Beezy May 07, 2005

simi valley

A small upscale enclave located in eastern Ventura County. Most of the McMansions and wealth are located in the the hills. Simi Valley is bordered by Thousand Oaks, Moorpark, and the San Fernanado Valley. Simi Valley is often refered to to as "Snob Valley" since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an AMEX at 8 yrs old. Simi Valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 Safest Cities in America.

Where do you live "Snob Valley" I mean Simi Valley where else whould i live.

by Seth rocks May 29, 2006

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom January 01, 2005

simi valley

hell hole usa, curfew and cops with nothin better to do

that place teh sucks cause its simi valley

by datsunface October 06, 2004

Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!

What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.

by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010