An angel sent from heaven , a person that can fix all your wounds and accept you for the way you are
A: you’re such a kind person , i wish there were more people like you in this world .
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon
by Coconut0708 May 1, 2022
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
by nikynokynonoi December 14, 2011
a big assed bitch with farting problems
usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
by yokyokmum December 3, 2011
by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 18, 2011
A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.
Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
You get the point....
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
You get the point....
by SimeonApe January 14, 2011
Guy A- Want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?
Guy B- How?
Guy A- Suck a Cock
Guy B- Wow your such a Simeon
Guy B- How?
Guy A- Suck a Cock
Guy B- Wow your such a Simeon
by gokwannnnny October 14, 2011
by youaresuchaslutx00x0x0e33 December 31, 2011