Sima

Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.

Sima is the type of friend i want.

by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021

Saimasyndrome

It is an infection after getting to know Saima. She is a mystery and won’t fall for any man. It takes years of work and research to get close to her. Saima will make any confident man tremble. Her beautiful character, personality and sharp features will make you ponder and look at her in awe. Saima is one of a kind. She is unique. However the consequences of knowing her are far greater. As a day without her will get you day dreaming about her and your mind will always be occupied with memories of Saima. The memories you share with her are everlasting. There is no cure to this syndrome, the only advice is to hold onto her and not let her go.

I have the Saimasyndrome, I can’t stop thinking about Saima.

by Original Prick. June 21, 2019

SIASD

Pronunciation: sahy-azd

Shorthand for the phrase, "Stupid is as stupid does."

Often used to mock individuals for saying/doing dumb things.

Jacobo, Anthony, and Carlos walk by the science room.

Minutes later...

Carlos: Hey, we should go in the science room?
Anthony: We passed it like 5 minutes ago.
Carlos: Did we go in?

Jacobo and Anthony look at each other dumbfounded, and then stare back at Carlos.

Anthony and Jacobo: SIASD!

by Dr. Gresser Met Kurt Vonnegut February 8, 2021

shmasted

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

simant

A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.

guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.

by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018

SilMaster

Short for the two words "Silly Master." Or, depending on how you use it, it can mean Silly Masturbater. Mostly used while texting.

Ex 1:
"Laughing my fucking ass off, you're a silmaster at this game."

Ex 2: (Said by an Australian, or a British person.)
"Oi, get oveh he'e ye silmasta'"

by NoobHammer May 11, 2021

simangaliso

Smangaliso, is someone or something that has a great personality and are quite spontaneous, fun, loving and outgoing people.
They are extremely rare to find because of there personality and caring heart to friends, family and lovers. So when you find a Smangaliso be glad you have one cuase they aren't always there.

Wow he is such a Simangaliso of a friend.

by Smanga Moloi April 18, 2018