dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .

After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.

by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018

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Dressing a Monkey in Silk

Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.

'McCain is Dressing a Monkey in Silk' - Obama

by Legatus 1TTA1 October 25, 2008

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detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.

person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk

by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019

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Drop Silk

Pre-ejaculate (aka precum) from when your woman's getting you worked up. Male equivalent of when a woman's vagina lubricates itself, which is more commonly referred to as "getting wet."

Damn, girl! You lookin' delicious in 'dat garter belt and silk stockings..I'm about to drop silk!

by chrismckormick May 7, 2020

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