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Swoletariat

Absolutely built and cut super Chad gymbro who has a big heart and fights for the working class. The swoletariat is also Antifa and actively fights against homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, colorism, ableism, etc.
Gavin: You’re so built, do you lift bro ?
Baljeet: Nah, I LEFT bro. I’m a swoletariat. Join me in the Revolution ! * flexes right arm while holding the Communist Manefesto with the left arm*
by Based_leftist_bro April 22, 2021
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head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.
Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.
by Bald Boy May 16, 2022
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SwoleJimmy

SwoleJimmy is a man that can lift more than you chug a 5th and mandrop on to your preschool all in 4.20seconds.
SwoleJimmy just ate that whole bag of chicken wtf how.
by SwoleJimmy is my dad July 30, 2019
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Swolest

To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."
by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013
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sholex

A combination of Persian word of “shole” which means soft and not tight or firm or serious with adding the “x” at the end to make it sound English like cool word.
Nope! No ski today. Have been doing it for 3 days in row and it is snowing now.
I’m gonna sit by the fireplace, have some wine and do sholex today.
by CoolGuyXL December 19, 2019
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Swoleitis

Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.

People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008
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Swole Shack

A place aka weight room...aka YMCA. Where you do work on the weights and get swole. You may develop swoleosis, and it is non-curable but it will be alright in the morning. Swole Shack may include intense swole sessions where you X-plode on the weights and DO WORK SON!
Bro 1: "Yo broski you lookin small, need to get big on the weights and head over to the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: "Ight bro I'll check it out."

2 years later

Bro 1: " Dang broski looks like you been hitting the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: " Yessir bro, all day errrdayy. The doc told me the other day I developed Swoleosis...no big deal."
by Jacked Diseal January 8, 2012
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