squzzed

The art or action of squeezing someone or something, with normal force but adding a more oomph or a special touch. Also something your dad says instead of saying "squeezed" because he was too intoxicated to pronounce it correctly.

She refused to grab me a beer, so I squzzed her arm. She then got me a beer.

by d4nmy3rs October 1, 2014

scuzzed

being beyond drunk, not even wasted, incoherent and needing assistance in walking up the stairs

Pat Wenzler sure was scuzzed last night.

by Valentine W October 18, 2007

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

shazzed

past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.

Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.

by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010

snuzzed

The act of sneezing.

I snuzzed when I had allergies last week.

by Supermariooooo January 13, 2018

shazzed

state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.

"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"

by John Jug February 7, 2009

shazzed

absolutely shitfaced (but with blow too so like coherent shitfaced)

was so shazzed during spring break that i pissed off the roof

by droppedouttacollege November 16, 2022