shtuff

When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.

ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.

by IRTc_Alex August 28, 2005

shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

by Mike July 24, 2003

shtuff

shitty stuff or just plain stuff...

i have so many shtuff i have to deal with...

by his property December 02, 2004

shtuff

A combination of the nouns "stuff" and "shit". A hint that this stuff smells more like shit than just average stuff.

Boss: "Did you get the files I forwarded?"

Employee: "Yeah, what the hell am I supposed to do with all that shtuff?!?"

by mark the disgruntled employee July 29, 2008

Shtuff

Slang word for "Stuff" but slightly cuter.

"Gotta get my shtuff"

by Hei-Hei-12345 October 27, 2022

Shtuff

When you attempt to say the word ‘shit’ but catch yourself and censor yourself by changing it at the last second to the word ‘stuff’, causing the two words to blend together.

“Oh man, mom, there was so much shtuff..in my dorm to move..”

“This shtuff is insane!”

by Annoelle March 19, 2020

Shtuff

any kind of stuff but 100 times better

That’s some good shtuff right there.

by Jomie September 30, 2021