Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".

I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

by themasterb8er March 6, 2020

Aggravated Shrubbery

To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.

Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.

by Al Coon July 21, 2010

Porcelain Shrubbery

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.

"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

by ShredHeadGent July 22, 2009

shrubbery

Marijuana. Use it when you don't want "The Man" to know what you're talking about.

"Dude, can you get me any shrubbery? I'm out."

by spammy June 26, 2003

Quim Shrubbery

Quim shrub· bery | \ ˈshrə-b(ə-)rē , especially Southern ˈsrə- \
plural, quim shrubberies
Definition of shrubbery
: a planting or growth badly kept quim shrubs
Examples of quim shrubbery in a Sentence

'' My goodness dear your quim shrubbery does need a tidying up''

Goodness the woman's quim shrubbery was an absolute disgrace

by Flooksy January 9, 2021

Shrubbery

Pubic hair, especially trimmed and/or styled.

Some like it bare but I like a little shrubbery.

by weirdunclebob November 20, 2010

Shrubby

The female equivalent of a man's hard on, known as a woody; when a woman is sexually excited, she doesn't have a woody - she has a shrubby.

I got so wet for you, baby, I totally have a shrubby.

by Firk August 26, 2013