snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

by the_jerk September 12, 2014

shell league admin

an individual who shoves eggs up their anus for sexual pleasure and/or to please the league owner Chris Kyle.

all shell league admins at the moment.

by phil miarse July 6, 2020

Shella

A total angel. Super angelic. Most divine girl you’ll ever meet. Will cook for you and treat you nice. Because that’s what angels do.

Did you see what fell from heaven? It was Shella!

by Shellestialbeing August 26, 2020

Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.

Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.

by CameronBri April 30, 2014

shellene

A boss ass bitch!

Look at that girl! She's a Shellene!! I wish I could be a Shellene 😩.

by Aheeihevrkidheveyebfidbduebwie February 23, 2015

Sarelle

sarelle means the goddess of all goddesses she is beautiful very outgoing hyper yet the most chill person you will meet at first she will seem shy but after you get to know her she will become your entire world sarelle can be your best friend( with a very forgetful mind) or she can be just plain old amazing. very lovable accepts everybody but has a very open ind good a embracing you and is not afraid to tell you the plain old truth very sarcastic HILARIOUS!! just wants to have funn!!! laughs so hard at things that are just plain old random not afraid to ask anybody anything

friend: omg that boy is so cute it would be awsome if he asked me to prom oh it would be perfect

(sarelle yells at boy)

Sarelle: Heyy!!!! you, ya you the hot one will you go to .prom with my friend she thinks you are really really HAWT!

by professor einstine December 7, 2009

Shelleying

Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.

When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019