Speckled Red

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American

That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan

by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006

Skeckled

An involuntarily dance move cause by excessive drug use.
When your limbs move uncontrollably

“ look at that bloke he’s that off his head he looks skeckled”
“ hey Nic do u wanna go the shop?”
“Nah man I had a big night, I’m so skeckled”

Hey Katie stop dancing!!
“I’m not dancin I’m just skeckled”

by Katielea June 8, 2018

Shackled

To be under the thumb or on a very short leash. A varient of being pussy whipped by your girlfriend.

Damo could not come out to play because his girlfriend had him shackled down tight

by DrainGus April 7, 2011

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

Shwrecked

the act of being so drunk that you are yelling that you are both shit faced and wrecked simultaneously.

I was show shwrecked when I wrote this!

Yo did you see Kevey G last night?

:Yea man he was SHWRECKED the last time i saw him!

by snaggletooth15876 December 12, 2010