Shrapnel

loose bits of anything in your Urban abode. usually referring to food like the crud left in the Doritos bowl, or the hors deuvre platter. Or the remnants of last jar of Dr. Zogs Sex Wax

*Any pizza left? Naw just shrapnel*

by Big Daddy Siki May 13, 2005

Shrapnel

A mix between the words 'shit' and 'crap'. Means really really crap.

Shrap is short for Shrapnel

"those trainers are shrapnel"

"you were shrap at that bum train"

by The Beasta January 27, 2005

shrapnel

a) the remnants of an explosion.
b) Sharp metal contained in an expendable shell, released via explosion to inflict damage mainly to humans. See Anti-personel
c) Loose change of little value

I've been shrapnel'D

A:Got any money?
B:Just shrapnel.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

shrapnel

Loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local

Stone me! I went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!

by flatley June 13, 2005

shrapnel

Stuff that blows your arm off.

Dude, Shrapnel just blew Adam's arm off.

by Elric Haradra January 21, 2008

shrapnel

Shrapnel can come in a good many of forms. One of which is if you are flicking staples at someone, they need to yell "SHRAPNEL!!" and take cover. Another form is people shrapnel which often happens when people jump across seats on a bus and land on you. When this happens you also can yell "SHRAPNEL!!" And the last form of shrapnel is when a grenade blows up and sends scraps of razor sharp metal into your face and or body.But nobody has heard of that last form.

Little Johnny was trying to make it to the classroom door but all of a sudden he got hit with flying staple shrapnel in the spinal chord and he got paralyzed for life.

by littlewing64 April 2, 2009

shrapnel

When you shit in the toilet. (Public or Private)
You flush and theres little pieces left over floating around, or stuck to the side like spackle or paste. (only numerous flushings gets it off)

to spray the back of the toilet bowl

Dom you took a shit in the bathroom and theres shrapnel in the toilet!

I had subway sandwich today with a bunch of lettuce and I just took a shit and there was lettuce shrapnel left over

I had to take a shit and shrapnel went all over the back of the bowl

by Vincent Pinckard May 20, 2008