Scorpio

Scorpios are kinda scary and intimidating when you first meet them but they are actually kind and caring once you become their friend and one of the best friends you will ever have. Scorpios are not the people that you want to be enemies with, if you aren’t their friends Scorpios don’t have any problems being a bitch and will literally destroy you. Scorpios will stick with you through hard times and be by your side whenever they can. Scorpios like to hide their problems and pretend to be ok but a lot of the time they are upset about something, they will never worry you with their struggles unless they trust you a lot. That makes them seem really secretive and they are, Scorpios will always hide your secrets and they have many secrets of their own. Eyes and bone structure are Scorpios best features. They are the cutest and prettiest signs but they have no idea and they will always deny it no matter what- along with crushes they won’t say anything about them and will never admit it. They tend to flirt with people they like without knowing that they are. Scorpios are loyal, trustworthy, and sweet. If you are good friends with a Scorpio you are extremely lucky and they will always be your comforting friend. They hold grudges but when it comes to people they care about they can’t stay mad and no matter if a Scorpio is mad at you or they are resting or at an event they will always be there for you when you need them.

Boy 1: wow she’s really cool and chill!!
Girl 1: yah she’s a Scorpio, she’s a great person.

by willow263782 July 13, 2018

Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

by Duneedon September 4, 2019

Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

by ktbrister September 9, 2010

scorpios

a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.

susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.

by bridnsknxdjxxjjx April 14, 2019

pisces and scorpio

The ultimate love. The Pisces and Scorpio understand each others needs and will help the other willingly. The Pisces keeps their head in the clouds, but the scorpion has just the right touch to keep the piscean from leaving reality all together. Whereas the Scorpio can be aggressive, overly blunt and detached and the Pisces will be the perfect thing to open them up. They will know each other like no other and love so deeply. Sometime too deeply❤️❤️. Their sex life will be full of love lust and playfulness. Very intense. They're not just together they are soul mates and will be able to keep the interest of each other for a long time. Weather best friends or lovers the Pisces and Scorpio are a 5/5 💛💛💛💛💛 relationship.

Wow their relationship is so intense and loving. They're so cute and happy.

Yeah. I bet he's a Scorpio and she's a Pisces.

Awe a Pisces and Scorpio relationship. They're soul mates. He's perfect for her and vise versa.

Awe, yeah they are perfect.

*gazes longingly*

by Happy dreamer13 August 1, 2017

SHARP Chicken

Like Gay Chicken, but at the work place. Two co-workers/buddies try to psych each other out by massaging, groping, dirty talking and the like while at work. The two try to push the envelope and whoever stops first is the loser. Often leads to sexual harassment (SHARP) complaints from other staff that they are making them uncomfortable, or hours of fun and laughter (depending on how cool your staff is).

Lenny: Alright Steve, at Monday morning's staff meeting you're going down.
Steve: Bullcrap. I haven't lost a game of SHARP Chicken yet

by Lorethe2nd January 30, 2016

Sharp work, samurai.

An affectionate phrase used in a congratulatory fashion, primarily spoken towards someone whom you share a relationship, or potential relationship, with.

Person A: (Comes up with a good plan and executes it well)
Person B: Sharp work, samurai.

by Quolyte June 29, 2017