shroner

A rock-hard boner for shredding.

Being extremely stoked to shred.

Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.

Dude, waxing my shred stick is kinda giving me a shroner.

I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.

I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.

I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.

by ONeaZy March 7, 2012

Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 9, 2017

Ain't no shmoney

When not even no shmoney don't be enough.

Tyrone is such a shitty nigga, ain't no shmoney gone make'im attractive.

by Lifs September 26, 2023

Shnoner

a soft boner.

dude, i got a Shnoner from that chick giving me a hug.

by al gore 92 June 1, 2009

shmower

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

by Nick D February 8, 2003

shmoneyda

another word to say money, a youtuber named Isaiah hightower came up with the term ! love you z !

i can sell this for some shmoneyda !!

by crystalperezz January 23, 2022

Shoner

(noun) A person acting excessively annoying but not coming across as a jerk or a douche. Usually it becomes very frustrating to interact with said person.

"Shut up you little shoner!"

"GAHHH! You're such a shoner!"

by doogface June 18, 2014