shamestick

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten

You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!

by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

shmasted

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Shestie

A shart bestfriend, so like bestie but with shart at the beginning. Originated from popular tiktoker @skidmarkluvr.

Omg, josh is my shestie! I love him!

by skidmarkluvr October 27, 2020

End-of-Semester Depression

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.

"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

by Bobbi B. April 30, 2013

shiester

Somebody who rips people off or does things that only benefits themselves.

Don't make deals with him, hes a shiester.

by Simon D. February 8, 2005

shiested

scammed...fucked over...ripped off

"yo he shiested us on these bags"

by citayfalcon February 13, 2004