schmageggy

when an inexperienced chef makes scrambled eggs that have been cooked to the point of liquidisation.

"i made you schmageggy on toast, johnny"

by umbie March 22, 2004

Shmagegy

An old, dirty, homeless, man.

Damn shmagegies are all over the streets.

by JohnnyMize April 10, 2003

shmegeggey

You know who you are

Shmegeggey is da best.

by Shmageggey July 1, 2023

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

by General Stuart June 2, 2009

Shmegeggyface

A shmegeggyface is a person who uses words that are firstly and clearly not defined as acceptable for English usage. A smeggeggface begins sentences with words that don't need to be said and undermine intelligence.

"I hate people who use the word 'firstly.' I have no objection to 'secondly', but I don't like 'thirdly' and obviously anyone who says 'fourthly' is a shmegeggyface.

by LauraforEric February 5, 2012