shlongmongrel

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

by Gabe_is_a_dick June 10, 2004

shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche

gimme that shlongtong

by Dantheshit February 19, 2008

shlongdongdooblies

Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

by helllllooooooeveryooonnneeeeee June 28, 2012

shlongdong

act of getting you pp done

"this guy named luka , wants his shlong donged"
shlongdong

by corkingcoggo November 28, 2018

shlongbong

a large po

Did u see that shlongbong

by ur mom ate my pp August 29, 2021