shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.

Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

by ‽‽‽ December 5, 2010

shit's weak!

When somebody does something that is just so unbelievably terrible that you can't even believe it.

Raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
Shit's weak!

Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!

by Holden_Kills July 24, 2007

Shit's weak

Originally taken from the movie Grandma's Boy. To define someone's act, work, game, comeback or current doing to be weak.

<In the proccess of an argument>

Rob: "...Not as bad as your face" <- (Bad comeback)
Stu: "Shit's weak!"

<In gaming>

(Rob gets sniped)
Stu: "AAAAAwwH! Shit's weak, man"

by GreenMushroom16 April 2, 2008

shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

weak shit

to mean something is really lame.

Comes from drugs, when the drugs have been cut too many times it would be weak shit.

This cocaine is some weak shit man.

by Sir K May 27, 2005

weak shit-talking

A weak attempt at trying to portray coolness by being funny at another person's expense; typically attempted by trustafarians; often accompanied by the douche chills.

When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."

by D-Chills July 9, 2009

get that weak shit outta here

said in general dislike regarding something that is below one's standards; can be said to someone who really sucks at whatever they are trying to do

- aww shiitt, dat girl SUCKS at LIFE!
- i kno, right? she really needs to GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!

by Flying Pegasus January 22, 2008