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Shitcutsyndrome

A common disease that lasts for months with no cure. This disease only exists in cheap barbershops where you ask for a haircut and they absolutely butcher it. The worst part is that you have to deal with it for months and there is no going back.
"Bro, what happened to your hair?"
-" I got ShitCutSyndrome bro"
by Scropin_09 June 24, 2022
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shittest cunt

eddie: finley is the shittest cunts after he got with emily
sam:i know right
by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022
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Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)
Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.
by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
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Shitchester

A town where uncultured people think they're educated but they know jack-all. The majority of the population of Shitchester don't seem to realise that there's a whole world outside for them to explore and thus they normally stay in their little town producing kids JUST after the moment they hit puberty.

See Chichester
by Zay-J July 24, 2012
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shitcumstance

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009
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the shittest

Something that is the best. It is a word play on the shittiest. It is usually better than something that is the shit, but may be refered to as such.
This poster is the shittest gift I've ever gotten!
by Taylor's Bitch December 28, 2009
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shittest

The very pinnacle of being shitty, and when nothing can be any more shitty than what that person or thing is seen to be at that very moment.
Example in conversation:

Guy 1) "Did you hear Mike dumped Claire?"
Guy 2) "No way, when?"
Guy 1) "On the same day her dad died"
Guy 2) "Christ...that's the shittest thing ever"
by bumcheeks June 4, 2007
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