Shit Whistle 

Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.

Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”

Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”

Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”

That guy said the sky is made of marshmallows, what a Shit Whistle!

Shit Whistle by sleet420 February 13, 2021

Shit Whistle 

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

Shit Whistle by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

Shit Whistle 

A fart right before you shit

Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!

Shit Whistle by EricJC November 10, 2021

Armenian Shit Whistle 

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.

Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”

Armenian Shit Whistle by bss120 June 13, 2022

Shit Whistler 

To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.

Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."

James runs to his room...

James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"

Shit Whistler by Cranberries12345 January 14, 2011

Shit Whistler 

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".

John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.

Shit Whistler by Uberklokken October 13, 2020

Dixie whistling shit hole 

The Dixie whistling shit hole is any area in the south that is home to entirely of redneck,racist and people from certain areas of the South

Person one: man I hate the South
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect

Dixie whistling shit hole by Obama bin laden did 9/11 February 2, 2021