Miss me with that gay shit

When someone is doing something out of you liking, and invites you to join it

Person 1: Dude, come over and play animal jam with me
Person 2: Bruh, miss me with that gay shit

by Bobbythemotorizedvehicle February 27, 2020

miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.

Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit

by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019

miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demisexual or asexual and some guy or girl that you've never probably talked to in forever, or your opposite gendered friend just hits you with some out of the blue flirt, hand hold or some b.s. when you're just casually chatting and walking.

Person 1, presumably a girl: It's been forever since we talked! You look so different now, but in a good way.
Person 2, presumably a guy: Yeah it has been, and you look really gorgeous now.
Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)

by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019

shit missile

An unbelievably hard and most likely long shit that comes out of one's ass. The pain experience by "firing off" a shit missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an assplosion. This is an immense amount of shit that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.

A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.

The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!

(afterwards)

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*

Holy shit! It looks a meter long!

by DEC42 March 13, 2008

shit missle

Someone who is called out on a mistake and makes an idiot of themselves in front of others in a large group of people. mainly used in the military.

if private smith goes to the firing range and forgets to bring his rain gear even though he knows it will be raining. he has made a dumb ass mistake and when his seargent calls him out on it he will be called a shit missle.

by armyman1982 February 15, 2010

Flaming Shit Missile

When you take a shit in a plane and it shoots out and due to friction, catches fire.

A flaming shit missile hit my back yard earlier!

by Kylin Kokus December 12, 2019

shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock

bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.

by stretchgod October 21, 2025