Armenian Shit Whistle

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.

Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”

by bss120 June 13, 2022

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Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022

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Whistle Shitting

The act of whistling while taking a shit. Usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much Chipotle. Can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.

Man: *whistle* whistle* oh god damn it Chipotle! *SHART!* *whistle*.... ahhh much better!

Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!

by zmez October 18, 2011

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Dixie whistling shit hole

The Dixie whistling shit hole is any area in the south that is home to entirely of redneck,racist and people from certain areas of the South

Person one: man I hate the South
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect

by Obama bin laden did 9/11 February 2, 2021

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screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.

I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023

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Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

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