Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!

I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit

by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

Right up the shit box

Having sexual intercourse with someone’s anus / bottom. The person doing the penetration ensures the full length of their penis is up the anus.

I was having sex with a person and I did them “Right up the shit box”

by Platmatt May 18, 2021

this shit ain't fucking right

What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...

After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"

by ALJOJO August 4, 2006

real right shit

when someone says sum that’s serious or just does sum real niqqa shit.

“My niqqa helped me out when I was down low that was sum real right shit”

by Tyler Rakim June 1, 2019

Shit, right?

A phrase used when you're unsure and/or looking for support, I mean shit, right?

Ben: Wow, the minishred is pretty lame after they changed the setup, I mean shit, right?
Montay: Yeah dood it's pretty bad.

by Montay. July 20, 2007

right shit

just absolutely awful

Mustard is right shit.

by extrqquack April 21, 2021

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025