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Shit-Dog

A very good name for that guy in the pub you ll meet sometimes, late in the night towards close. He ll be the one who responds without humour to a friendly "Whassup Dawg?". He may in fact query "what kind of of dog am I then, maaaate?". He may in fact ask you that same question, many, many times.......He may follow you around, constantly trying to find out what kind of dog he in fact is. He ll stand very close, and speak very loudly.

The best course to take, is to pause, even take a few days to consider his query.

After the opportunity has completely passed, use the sample answer below, earning months of future derision from your so-called friends.
"Well, since you keep asking actually you're a shit-dog"
by Cassy1234 August 9, 2006
mugGet the Shit-Dogmug.

Talking Shit Dogs

A common Phrase originating from the phrase ' Yipping Dogs ', most commonly practiced or used after someone says something, which seems highly unbelievable, one would replay ' What is that i hear ....it's a .... it's a ....O, its a talking shit dog! ' , implying your disbelief in the previous statement.
Dude i just got a 30 man kill streak, only with grenades! ... wait ... wait ...whats that i hear ? ... O YES !.... its the talking shit dogs !
by Khornewarrior April 19, 2010
mugGet the Talking Shit Dogsmug.

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold
He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog
by bezzr77 September 11, 2007
mugGet the shaking like a shitting dogmug.

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.
Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!
by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018
mugGet the Shaking like a shitting dogmug.

eat shit dog turd

A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.
When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.
by bob michallison January 2, 2005
mugGet the eat shit dog turdmug.

shit the dog

person 1: Man i had sex with this chick and now my dick hurts
person 2: shit the dog she gave you that shit man
by all in yo ass June 25, 2016
mugGet the shit the dogmug.

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