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Shih Tzu 

A deceiving face that pisses everywhere in your home. Looks like Falcor (never ending story) when shaved.
Why does the house smell funny......oh there's pee stains over here.....the shih tzu did it
Shih Tzu by st.lupuplin September 14, 2015

Shih Tzu 

Shih Tzu is another term for shit.

It is also small cute breed of dog.

Also the name of a band, 'Kinza And The Shih Tzus', with the number one album 'For Those Who are Shih Tzus, We Salute You'.
The band was started on the outskirts of London, inspired by the large eyed, silky haired dog. The band members are the lead singer and lyracist Kinza, other lyracist and back up singer Ruth and the second back up singer and drummer Millie.
Guy sneeks up on friend.
Guy: BOO!
Friend: Ahh! You scared the shih tzu outta me!
Guy: Sorry! Hey, do you wanna check out Kinza And The Shih Tzus tonight? They're performing at 9:00.
Friend: Sure! I love their song 'SOS Please Save Our Shih Tzus'. Their lyrics, based on animal testing are so deep.
Can I bring my shih tzu, Popo, along too?
Guy: Okay!
Shih Tzu by Popo Teh Clown December 11, 2008

shih tzu 

An excuse to pull yourself from saying the S-word.
U DUM PIECE O' SHIT! ZU! SHIH TZU!
shih tzu by Power476 December 17, 2020

shih-tzu 

an uncircumsized penis which, because of its extranious layers of skin, resembles the dog of the same name.
Man, all guys in the UK (except for the British Jews) have shih-tzus.
shih-tzu by Johann F. Salazar April 27, 2005

Shih-Tzu-Phrenia

A subset of Schizophrenia, where the ONLY symptom is you see dogs that aren’t actually there.
I think Molly has Shih-Tzu-Phrenia ! She’s seeing dogs again.
Shih-Tzu-Phrenia by smithpie December 23, 2025

Holy Shih-Tzu 

Pronounced (hoe-lee SHEET-sue)

n. Expression of surprise.
Holy Shih-Tzu! Look at that dog’s balls, their huge.
Holy Shih-Tzu by Shane! July 14, 2009