shrunkled

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity

That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

shfunked

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunked!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

Shunked

A now commonly used word that means to get owned, and will now replace owned in the future.

Yo, Scotty, I was watching this YouTube video last night, and this bitch got shunked by a huge dong! IN THE FACE!

OH SHIT MAN SHUNKED!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Shunked

To throw something very hard or to “send it” similar to the phrase ‘yeet’

“I shunked my water bottle against the wall in a fit or rage”

by Shunked King April 8, 2021

Double Shrunkled

When one is shrunk, but doubly so.

Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed

witch and promptly cursed by said witch.

Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!

Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!

by SupremeKai October 5, 2023

shunted

1) To be pwned by a shunt-like creature.

2) The use of time travel to perform two ownings during the same exact period of time.

Oh man, you just got shunted!

by The ShunT January 4, 2008

Shunked it

Hitting a curb at excessive speeds.

Holy shit Andy you just shunked it back there in the mall parking lot.

by Justin Wendt April 22, 2006