shemp

The raddest mother fucker around!

"Dude that Shemp is a rad mother dude."

by Joe DeWitt December 28, 2005

shemp

Shemp pretty much means that something is less than expected or skimped. Anytime you get less than what you expect it is considered shemp. This term was used in the Lake Tahoe/ Northern California area in the Mary Jane subcultures.

Dude WTF, that sack dimeboy hooked up the other night was shemp as fuck. Kick down!

by skatz442 February 4, 2009

shemp

like a dog

got merfed like a shemp on that girl

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

shemp

Fecal matter; poop

Hold that thought - I have to go take a huge shemp

by Patrick Sullivan December 14, 2003

shemp

A euphemism for being an absolute fucking moron.

Person 1: *does something retarded*
Person 2: You fucking shemp

by ZzbulletheadzZ July 23, 2020

Shemp

The act of ejaculating in someone’s buttcheeks, and then sucking it out with a straw

I totally shemped Jesse the other day

by Jackandjill1567 March 31, 2024

shemp slap

When you get slapped so hard across the head or face that your hair get's messed up.

Look at Cory's hair, he just got shemp slapped.

by dark1san February 8, 2010