Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.
by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009
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by burning candle February 4, 2010
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Shastun is the old name of central town of the city of Saravan (Saraawaan)in West Baluchistan (Province of Sistan & Baluchistan), Iran.
The name of Shastun was changed to Saravan after the invasion of the Pahlavi regime of Iran in 1928.
The name of Shastun was changed to Saravan after the invasion of the Pahlavi regime of Iran in 1928.
This toen is Shastun. I am a Shastuni (from shastun).
by Rahmat Shastuni April 16, 2005
Get the Shastun mug.(Noun or Adj.) The negative side of economics;
(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.
(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.
Man...the oil business is some shaftonomics bullshit.
Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.
Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.
Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.
Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.
by [502] SgtBakeNutz June 13, 2008
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Get the sharton me mug.A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".
My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.
by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013
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