Sortifact

A comical combination of "sort of" and "artifact" used to describe objects with no real monetary worth, but are unusual and fascinating nonetheless.

person1: hey i found this weird purple bottle cap in the sand.

person2: cool a sortifact!

by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022

shittifaction

The satisfaction of taking a shit

I just left the bathroom in complete shittifaction

by Too shit for you October 5, 2016

Shartface

The recipient of a wet,runny facial shart. Usually someone who enjoys having a sex partner fart on their face and ends up the unexpected recipient of a shart. Can also be done as a prank simialr to tea bag or as revenge see:cleavland steamer similar in substance to santorum
See also: Dirty Rainbow

My Fuckbuddy asked me to fart on his face durring sex. So the next time we hooked up I hovered over his face and pushed out a fart, but I sharted instead!

My friend passed out on the couch after jacking off. So I sharted on his face.

by ChazzGR September 4, 2005

Shartface

The state of one’s face after poop particles are transferred from a shartphone to the ear and cheek. SHARTFACE!

Using anyone's shartphone without wiping it down first. SHARTFACE!

by 3dPulp November 4, 2012

shartiac arrest

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).

I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.

by Shitbird? January 24, 2017

Shartface

Somebody who is mean (worse than buttchicken)

Your a shartface

by Rainbow loom April 17, 2014

Shartisfaction

The feeling following having the need to pass wind, but taking no chances, attended the loo.

I had bad gas and needed to fart, but just in case I want to the bathroom. I felt a great sense of shartisfaction after the liquid double flusher.

by Kelly 123 October 26, 2020