Shandi 

A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.

Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?

Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry

Shandi by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021

Shandi 

Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.

Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi

Shandi by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021

Shandi 

She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒

Omg shandi does drugs
Uh yeah

Shandi by Mel Melly mel June 25, 2021

Shandi Finnessey 

A beautiful woman you will find on the GSN game show Lingo with Chuck Woolery. Shandi is one of the most gorgeous women I've ever saw. Also she was crowned Miss USA 2004 (I believe). I would love to meet her someday.

Shandi Finnessey is smokin' hot

Shandi Finnessey by trav is the man July 6, 2008

A Shandi 

An alcoholic drink made by combining half a glass of beer with half a glass of lemonade or other soft drink. Tastes just as good as light beer.

Hmmm...I'm the designated driver tonight. Should I drink a Shandi or a light beer? Each taste like crap, so maybe i'll convince one of my other friends to be the designated driver so i don't have to drink this shit called a Shandi

A Shandi by fggsfddg February 12, 2006

Dirty Shandi 

When your girlfriend is face fucking you and she lets off a mean ass clapper right in your mouth and you swallow the poo particles and you blow your load simultaneously it shoots in her eye and she is diagnosed with an unknown eye disease.

Timmy: Yo Harry
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked

Dirty Shandi by thicccboy99 June 24, 2021

A Shandi 

From America's Next Top Model 2. Shandi was totally in love with her boyfriend, but one night, having month old pent up sexual frustration went too far with a hot Italian boy from Milan. She was then heartbroken and so was her boyfreind.

There was this really hot guy at the party, and he was so into me, but I could never do a Shandi.

A Shandi by aceticacid September 2, 2004