Sergey

A real swaggy guy who gets all the ladiez

Simp: Gotta hide my hoes... Sergey's on the prowl

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

Sergey Lavrov

a pathological liar, Russian minister of foreign affairs under Putin.

For Sergey Lavrov being a pathological liar is a congenital medical condition. He however, isn't delusional and certainly doesn't believe in his own lies.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

Sergey syndrome

A disorder which results in a person leaving a Discord server which makes up a big part of their life and deactivating their Discord account, then realizing their mistake and creating a new account and rejoining the server

Kalashnikov: Comrades, I have decided to focus on IRL matters and am leaving this server and deactivating my Discord account.
Kalashnikov (2 days later): Comrades, life is dull without Discord, so I'M BACK! This is my new account.

Everyone: Bruh Kalash had Sergey syndrome

by notyusufr November 5, 2020

Sergey

Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...

One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

Serghei

It's a tall boy usually it's a shy one who is most likely to born in Gemini and... He is not always sure on what he wants to do. He is a reliable male whom you can trust, but sometimes is such annoying.

I've meet a Serghei yesterday...

If you want a reliable relationship, get a Serghei!

by Andrey or just Andrew November 25, 2021

Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

Serguey Switch

When Serguey switches his argument in the middle of a sentence.

Serguey: "It's so awesome when people browse porn at the library, I've seen two people doing it, it's so fucking disgusting."
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"

by INSANE PC BIRDY June 11, 2009