september 17

the best sister on the whole earth and will forever be there for her younger sister

i have the best sister cause she is born in september 17

September 17

A date the swaggy kewl kids were born on. If you were born on september 17, your probably a crackhead.

“Hey that girl looks like she was born on september 17”

“Why”

“Because of the crackhead swag energy she gives off”

On this day, it is national hug your girlfriend tight day.

Hey john it’s September 17
john - i already hugged my girl

Simping Saturday. On this day, it is exceptional to simp for someone, Ask them out, ect.

Him: sorry Bae, its no simp September.
Her: Bae it’s September 17 simping Saturday!
Him: oh! Yessir!

The actual best day of the entire year?
Why?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY :))

“Guess what day it is!”
“Ummm…September 17?”
“No silly it’s my birthday”
“Um cool but i dont care”
“ima cry now”
“Ok”

Ong I’m going to make out with someone September 17

“Today’s September 17” “ That’s cool who are u gonna make out with?”