by Spleens March 28, 2020
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Get the selenophile mug.the meaning of the moon in greek language, also a girls' name not very popular because only the worthy can have the name. it is also a person who is attractive, gorgeous, joyess, strong, friendly, shy at times but knows how to have a good time, trust worthy, responsible and gets easily mad but knows how to control the inter fury.
by wherethemooncrossedthesun July 7, 2011
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Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.
Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.
If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.
Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!
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I think I found the perfect one, Selena.
Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.
Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.
If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.
Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!
#beautiful #kind #perfect #amazing #girlfriend #wife #amazing
I think I found the perfect one, Selena.
by TheLuckiestGuyInTheWorld! February 27, 2019
Get the Selena mug.WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN
OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011
Get the HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN mug."A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
Get the Cooked your own spleen mug.A girl who cares about one person more then herself.Once she commits to you she will literally do anything to you.But don't mistake her for a weak person because if you fuck her over she won't hesitate I cut you off.You must be very special to her if she gives you a second or multiple chances.If you have yourself a Saleena do not let her go.Shes a ride or die and when she says she loves you she means it.
by Se leva March 14, 2017
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