mexican spiderman

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.

Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018

Spiderman that hoe

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007

Funky spiderman

Hanging yourself while having a wank

Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019

the funky spiderman

autoerotique asphyxiation

The Funky Spiderman: because he hangs himself and shoots web

by bohack jorseman September 17, 2015

spiderman dat hoe

When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.

I Spiderman dat Hoe... AWW YeaH!

by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007

the spiderman

while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

by jimi d licious December 3, 2005

Sideman

An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.

There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.

A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.

Chris: What, did Steven beat that yeah?

Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.

Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!

by TheDefinitionOfSlang July 4, 2012