secretly fat

Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.

He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.

by Mike Bada January 10, 2009

National kiss someone secretly day

On this day , you should kiss someone and no body must know who you kissed .

Person : hey
Other person : * kisses them*
person : no one will find out because it's national kiss someone secretly day

by Johnyyy17 November 5, 2019

sexretly

sexretly - to have sex on the down low

sentence: yeah me and sarah hang out sometimes... we keep it pretty sexretly though

by pimptress42069 April 29, 2009

secretely we are gay

swag = seceretly we are gay

Person1: i hav swag
Person2: secretely we are gay

by Maxkondar January 13, 2017

I'm secretly a whale

Another term for I'm secretly homosexual

I told Sam I'm secretly a whale

by Seth K April 8, 2017

Secretlysupernatural

Someone who is "secretlysupernatural" is often someone who has some pretty good memes on hand at all time, or is very depressed. A secretlysupernatural can be seen in places such as on the internet, in a pho restaurant, or crying.

"You're being such a secretlysupernatural right now"
"Meme scale : secretlysupernatural"

by Helloitsmeme December 14, 2016

secretly cool

When a person has interesting hobbies , skills which they don't share, yet at moments they let them slide and come out as a cool person. A person who does not know they are cool, but everyone around can see it. Has a chill attitude and fun to be around with.

Alberto is secretly cool because he doesn't need to act cool to be cool, he just is in his attitude and way of being.

by Striker20 April 18, 2017