Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.
Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER
by swagmasta3k December 29, 2013
by ButcherSlim October 14, 2005
A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
by Sam Packwood May 25, 2007
Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 22, 2007
The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.
by tacram99 April 27, 2007
A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.
Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.
Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.
by Chrissisyphus December 27, 2008
by Swoned.com August 08, 2003