Seal Shadeslayer

I great warrior (me)

Shade slaying is dangerous -_-

Seal Shadeslayer is a great warrior who has passed their power for generations

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

Circus Seal Seesaw

The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.

John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!

by K of NJ April 24, 2009

Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010

seal snouts

large and erect nipples, that resembles seal snouts.

It must be cold out! That girl has some hella huge seal snouts.

by Aztec Dragon March 21, 2008

Seal spin

Seal pin
It's someone with a weird sense of humor of seals that spins.

Dude, you're such a seal spin!

by NoRealEnglish April 3, 2017

wet seal steal seat sealed

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.

Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.

by Mexi mable April 6, 2015

Seal Slap

Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.

"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"

by FunnySpazCat September 13, 2011