Shadlerate

Anything happening slower than the rate of evolution. lackadaisical, lazy or tedious; typicly associated with work.

"If we drove anymore shadlerate we'd be going backwards."
"my connection sucks, so the Internet was loading at shadlerate"

by Ka24kid February 17, 2010

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self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

by golddustskies September 25, 2013

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the shadler

The SHADLER is a rapper/ Battle Rapper from The Crew OSA (One Step Ahead) and is also one of the founders of the record company that goes by the same name (One Step Ahead Records) Located in Bossley Park 2176 represent

Q) Did you see The Shadler body that cunt?
A) Yeah bro he killed him

by The Shadler November 1, 2019

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Abigail Sadler

The most amazing, brilliant, beautiful, and genuinely kind girl you will ever meet. Every second you didn't love her feels like wasted time. Looking at her is like looking into the face of an angel, and you won't even believe she's real, because nothing on Earth could be that beautiful. Every time you see her it's like the sun just came out after weeks of raining, and you'll fall in love with her all over again. She somehow gets more and more perfect every time you see her, and every day you don't see her feels like weeks. You'll never be able to stop thinking about her, and you love all the little things about her, like how she's a great listener, and always makes sure you're ok when you're down, and the way she's passionate about all the things she likes, and the cute way she blushes when you compliment her. She has the most gorgeous smile ever, and when she smiles, it's the best thing you've ever seen. If you're not able to be with her yet, you'll constantly find yourself wishing you could be. Any time you see a movie, you'll be wishing you could be seeing it with her. You wish you could just hold hands with her, and anytime you do, even if it's just for less than a second, makes you feel so happy. She's the cutest, smartest, and simply the best person you will ever know.

Abi, I honestly, truly, love you.

"Hey, who's that perfect girl over there? I talked to her once and already I'm in love with her."
"Oh, that's Abigail Sadler. Everyone's in love with her."
"How could they not be?"

by CoffeeAddictLogan January 25, 2020

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