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A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.

The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
Adelle: Oh, well, hello. What brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?

Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.

Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?

Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
by Ralphyy Ashinn November 10, 2010
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A seabass is the fucking worst goddam fish in the Animal Crossing games, It never will leave your island or your nightmares. Just when you thought you got a oarfish, BOOM fucking seabass.
Person 1: Dude Ima catch this big fish
Person 2: It's going to be a seabass (Animal Crossing)
Person1: Fuck it's a seabass
by Blue Mario June 5, 2020
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The phrase "Seabass Moment" is used to express extreme displeasure within a certain time frame relevant to when it's said.
Oh, the enemy Galleon killed me! This is a Seabass Moment.
by UmbraOfPlayr September 26, 2021
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Seabass

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Hypnotic vodka + Cactus cooler
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a delicious mixture of an alcoholic beverage with an old school soda favorite discovered in 2008 by a 17 year old named Sebastian who was in a garage drunk with a lot of friends.
Hey Im not as think as you drunk i am, another seabass please!
by Sebastian P. December 28, 2008
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seabass leg lock

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While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.
Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.
by Seabass October 8, 2017
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Seabass

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A word commonly used to describe someone who has a crush way out of his league.
Guy 1: I like Amanda
Guy 2: But you're a 1 and shes a 10
Guy 2: You’re such a seabass
by Sebastian Cieslak July 25, 2018
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Evan "SEABASS" Hyde

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A well respected, bearded, young man. He used to play guitar in a band called Athanatos, but now he spends his free time getting trashed, smoking reds and loving life all at the same time. You could say he enjoys the simple things in life.
by Kageeee November 11, 2009
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