Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.
Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!
by tedfred123 August 2, 2007
Get the Southampton F.C. mug.Southampton is a major port and a very historic place. New cruise liners leave it's docks everyday and it still holds all of it's amazing quality.
The Titanic left from Southampton and Benny Hill - the famous comedian - was born here and buried in Holly Brook cementry.
It has one of the countrys leading hospitals in it and a birthing centre which is the BEST in the UK. It was the hospital which featured in the TV Documentry - One Born Every Minute.
It has one of the most supported football teams in the south of England and has such a feirce rivalry with the neighbouring city - Portsmouth - that half the entrys here are very biased.
All in all Southampton is a great place to live and flourish.
The Titanic left from Southampton and Benny Hill - the famous comedian - was born here and buried in Holly Brook cementry.
It has one of the countrys leading hospitals in it and a birthing centre which is the BEST in the UK. It was the hospital which featured in the TV Documentry - One Born Every Minute.
It has one of the most supported football teams in the south of England and has such a feirce rivalry with the neighbouring city - Portsmouth - that half the entrys here are very biased.
All in all Southampton is a great place to live and flourish.
by SouthVet March 1, 2011
Get the Southampton mug.by Benjamin Collis February 24, 2005
Get the Southampton mug.Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'
"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"
"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"
"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"
"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"
"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"
by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005
Get the Southampton Solent University mug.A place where so many people have slept with their friends and their friends friends and their friends friends friends, it is officially known as the most incestuous place in the South of England.
It's all gone a bit Southampton
Are you guys doing a Southampton?
Used when describing groups who are sexually involved with one another.
Are you guys doing a Southampton?
Used when describing groups who are sexually involved with one another.
by Chumscrubber January 18, 2009
Get the Southampton mug.A high school located on the eastern end of Long Island, New York. 75% of the students look 5 years younger than their age and 100% of the faculty are homosexual. Over the years, Southampton HS has steadily become more and more soft as penalties for contraband such as Juuls become more severe and each senior class leaves, causing the junior grade, consisting of faggots, to become the new seniors. This process has resulted in what we now know as Southampton Highschool.
Principle: “what’s this? An empty juul pod? One week suspension”
Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”
Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”
by Baby Zahn August 28, 2019
Get the Southampton Highschool mug.Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.
Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.
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