Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.
"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"
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by TarterSauce007 May 16, 2009
Get the Scipples mug.Used as a pejorative term for labia. More specifically, it's best used when describing sloppy, hangy labia. Also, can be used to describe any type of hanging portion of genitalia or even anal labia. Named after the Pennsylvania "meat" product known to be a mixture of byproducts.
Nate: Hey man, that chick is hot.
Boopy: Yea she is, but I boned her once and she had some gnarly Scrapple Flaps. You'll wanna make the light off.
Boopy: Yea she is, but I boned her once and she had some gnarly Scrapple Flaps. You'll wanna make the light off.
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Get the Scripper mug.Any sort of residual product left over from the original more pure or larger product. Commonly, this residual product is considered less desirable then its original product, even though they are often times one in the same.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm think we're out of peanuts.
Guy 2: No, I made sure to leave you some scraples of them at the bottom of the bag.
Guy 1: Scraples! Damn it if i was not so hungry I would say no.
Guy 2: Its scraples man, its just what you were looking for.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess your right, they are still peanuts.
Guy 2: No, I made sure to leave you some scraples of them at the bottom of the bag.
Guy 1: Scraples! Damn it if i was not so hungry I would say no.
Guy 2: Its scraples man, its just what you were looking for.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess your right, they are still peanuts.
by DanDanthecaveman April 20, 2013
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