Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.
by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008
When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!
by DukeEfan May 13, 2018
In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.
by TheCoolFool December 21, 2008
Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.
by peanutsz April 26, 2013
It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.
Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!
Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?
Person 1: True dat!
Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?
Person 1: It was delicious.
Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?
Person 1: True dat!
Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?
Person 1: It was delicious.
by K-Pax December 30, 2005
by The Wonder Skate Team August 01, 2005
Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".
Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.
by Frank Klaune March 30, 2005