by elementoflazy July 6, 2009
Get the scoreboard complex mug.A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.
An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).
"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."
"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."
by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008
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"SCOREBOARDED" denotes the essence of the bottom line, end result. Unlikes scoreboard, where the scoreboard is almost used as an excuse, scoreboarded has a meaning of accountibility, on all parts. The origin of this word comes from a combination of traditional "SCOREBOARD" shouts, but also, a touch of sportsmanship.
To be or have been "SCOREBOARDED" ultimately implies that a good competition was had, and that the user acknowledges this. One team was the victor, and the other was not, and that's that.
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scoreboardedification
positive scoreboardedification
negative scoreboardedification
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Caps optional, situational. Not using caps suggests a more passive, unemotional and mature manner of usage. All caps suggests the user is feeling a great deal of pride and enthusiasm in the victory, or perhaps loss if one is so inclined, yet still retains a quality of restraint because of the true definition of the word.
"SCOREBOARDED" denotes the essence of the bottom line, end result. Unlikes scoreboard, where the scoreboard is almost used as an excuse, scoreboarded has a meaning of accountibility, on all parts. The origin of this word comes from a combination of traditional "SCOREBOARD" shouts, but also, a touch of sportsmanship.
To be or have been "SCOREBOARDED" ultimately implies that a good competition was had, and that the user acknowledges this. One team was the victor, and the other was not, and that's that.
See also:
scoreboardedification
positive scoreboardedification
negative scoreboardedification
Futher information:
Caps optional, situational. Not using caps suggests a more passive, unemotional and mature manner of usage. All caps suggests the user is feeling a great deal of pride and enthusiasm in the victory, or perhaps loss if one is so inclined, yet still retains a quality of restraint because of the true definition of the word.
In the 2005 Alamo Bowl, the Michigan Wolverines were scoreboarded by the Nebraska Cornhuskers. It was a hard fought game, and both teams showed the potential to win. But when it was all said and done, one team had more points than the other, and a 32-28 victory went down in the history books.
That's right son, you got SCOREBOARDED! (frequently with a fist pound or other gesture of comradery)
That's right son, you got SCOREBOARDED! (frequently with a fist pound or other gesture of comradery)
by I am you December 29, 2005
Get the SCOREBOARDED mug.Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.
Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.
*Bob* “Hey, Let’s play over here?”
*Steve* “That’s a post scorer, let’s change park.”
*Bob* “Hey, Let’s play over here?”
*Steve* “That’s a post scorer, let’s change park.”
by Stevendavies1 May 21, 2019
Get the Post scorers mug.When you are aroused out of fear. Often leads to explosions from both ends. Can be dangerous to anyone behind you or in front of you.
Guy 1: Dude!! I got so scareroused when Helga passed by...
Guy 2: Yea man... I can tell...
Guy 1: Oh...shit...
Guy 2:...yea...and semen...
Guy 2: Yea man... I can tell...
Guy 1: Oh...shit...
Guy 2:...yea...and semen...
by Dr.Thiago August 22, 2011
Get the Scareroused mug.It is used in conversation when you believe (either truthfully or in your head) that you have won the argument or effectively made your point as a statement of completion and exuberence. Often spoken in a soft, high pitch tone to better commemorate its original usage in the Geico commercial with Billy King and the Caveman playing tennis.
by comradeplatypus February 28, 2009
Get the Scoreboard mug.The act of faking an injury in an athletic competition in which your team is losing by a lot so you don't have to play anymore.
Dad: I'm sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. But did you see the way Mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? It was an Academy Award-winning slow motion fall. Eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. No one touched her!
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 1, 2012
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