A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
by shatteredv3 January 05, 2005
A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.
Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
by CavMan October 17, 2004
Scissorhands is performed with the girl on bottom lying on her side. Her lower leg sticking straight with you straddling her leg. Penetrate while holding her upper leg straight up. Enjoy.....
by jGlo May 08, 2008
A film that would've been excellent if Edward wasn't such a pussy. He gots scissors for hands for fucks sake, he should realise what the real purpose of them is for and use them to kill people
by The Masked Musketeer September 30, 2004
by mr. buggaloo October 03, 2004
by Voideryn January 20, 2021
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by NICKNAMEHG123 November 27, 2018