schwingularity

The moment your chubber crosses the line to become a full-fledged hard-on

Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

schwagg

shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.

brownishgreenwithseedsstemsandhairs weed=schwagg

"do you have anything"

"just my parents schwagg"

"fuck, get the papers"

by johnlf January 24, 2008

Schmigglet

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?

by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017

J-Schwiggity

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.

Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.

by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

schwogger

One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.

That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!

by popdizzle September 7, 2006

schwaggot

Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.

"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."

by natcat April 18, 2008

Papa John Schnigger

THE founder of Papa John's world-famous pizza franchise.

Papa John Schnigger got in trouble for saying the "N-word" so we had to boycott using his products.

by M3NTaL33 July 14, 2018