schmekeled

A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.

I am so schmekeled right now!

by Mardock June 6, 2011

schweigeled

The act of getting screwd in one manner or another by someone making a point of putting their own self interest first.

I was about to pour my coffee when someone rushed in and schweigeled me by taking the last cup.

by Le Duc July 5, 2010

schpeeled

Past tense of schpeel

see schpeel
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We completely schpeeled all day yesterday.

by Schpeeler May 28, 2003

Schweeley

tipsy, buzzed, feelin'g good, all due to alcohol

I probably shouldn't drive home, I'm a little schweeley.

by Kelli Jo May 22, 2006

schweezed

The painful yet stimulating process of squeezing the clytoris till it pops like a bubble.

Jenny was wanting the ultimate pleasure so I schweezed her.

by Schweezy Smith December 24, 2006

schmeigeled

To lurk, from a fair distance, behind a group of people in a creepy nature.

Rob schmeigeled behind us during the plant tour part of the customer visit.

by Cory Waite October 30, 2007

schwendeled

This is when you are screwed out of something in a buisness type relationship by someone in the devils control. Such as laywers,bankers,and insurance people. The said screwing is usually but not limited to money and precious stones. Although they will claim to be the chosen people they are not to be trusted. They can be identified by their loss of hair and weight,extreme agitation,confusion,and in rare cases talking in tounges,extreme profanity,and possible homosexuality. Avoid these people and situations at all costs.

When my insurance rates went up, my agent got a new watch. I think I am being schwendeled.

by davidwaters November 26, 2012