Schwab

a Crazy stalker.

That Schwab won't leave me alone!

by Towarnu January 1, 2010

Schwab

(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.

slut whore loose schwab

by Smokin Ice Cube February 14, 2009

Schwab Puppets

All the WEF gangsters from Davos, Schweiz in this global conspiracy to bring in the great reset or the NWO.

Trudeau and Macron, and Zelenzkyi…. they are all a bunch of Schwab Puppets!

by Nanabozhoo March 15, 2022

schwab

n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.

"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."

by catastrophysics September 1, 2008

schwab

A girl version of the douche bag

Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!

by Wesd March 4, 2008

Schwabviously

A well known word meaning obviously, Of course, and duh!

Rachel: So are we eating dinner at bennihana's tonight?

Lizzie: Schwabviously what did you think?

by yes12344 October 3, 2011

schwade

to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.

Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

or

I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!

by victimofhim February 28, 2013