School computer

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!

by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021

School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

School Computers

They barely work nowdays.

We don't use Windows 7 (aka School Computers), we use Windows 10.

by ROBLOX #1 Fan November 12, 2018

School Computers

Giant overheating portals of fuckery, that you would think only exist in The Twilight Zone, that are kept hidden somewhere, within the swoltering hot magma chambers found somewhere in Mia Khalifa's asshole.

The entire school was evacuated when several of the School Computers spontaniously combusted.

by EnlightenedGenesis September 6, 2016

School computers

School computers are not something you really care about that much and even if you drop them it's okay. That is because they never break even if you drop them a thousand times and they are indestructible

"That person is such a school computers"

by Adude...... November 15, 2021