You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no it’s actual piss. You carefully step over the used tissues and blood stains on the floor to get to a stall. You open the door and see a bunch of surprisingly inspirational quotes and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you go to wash your hands and the sink doesn’t work. You go to the next sink and it’s clogged with hair, something bloody and ramen. The next sink finally works but the water is completely brown. So you give up, step back over the blood stains and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.
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Random girl walks in the Funky school bathroom: "it smell like someone left their pussy in this bitch!
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John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.
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The toilets
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The floor
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A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
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The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.
The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.
The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.
The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.
The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor
The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons
The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.
The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.
The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.
Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.
The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.
The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.
The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.
The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor
The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons
The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.
The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.
The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.
Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
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