Schmitty

A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.

Look at all these Schmittys. Every beer is still half-full. And now we're out of beer.

by St. Tee February 4, 2010

Schmitty

A guy who has a thing for his older sister

Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!

by PoopMamba69 August 24, 2016

Schmitties

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

schmitty

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011

schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004