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Schlunker

Also known as being rawesome.

Someone extraordinarily cool, especially used

Originated from the word Shclunky.
"Hey dude can I borrow 20 bucks, i'll pay you back"

"Sure, don't worry about paying me back, consider it an act of kindness"

"Thanks man, you're a real schlunker"
by ChAluPaChOmPeR December 27, 2023
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schlüger

Schlüger is a non-real currency created by Schlügerton. They are worth .16 USD. They are transferable through dating up the other desired member of each transaction and verbally announcing the amount and recipient of said transaction.
I just made 250 Schlügers from selling my toy car.
by Schlügerton November 20, 2024
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schluckered

He doesn’t need anything else to drink, he’s already schluckered!
by Lady Archibal March 8, 2025
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Schluberdinkle

*Part of Speech:** noun
**Pronunciation:** *shluh-ber-dinkle

A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.

Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
You forgot your keys, tripped over the cat, and microwaved the fork? You absolute schluberdinkle.”*
* *“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”*
* *“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”*
* *“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face.”** *“I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born.”*
by SweetMonet May 20, 2025
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Schluberdinkle

Part of Speech: noun
Pronunciation: shluh-ber-dink-uhl

🔹 Definition:
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.

Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
You forgot your keys, tripped over the cat, and microwaved the fork? You absolute schluberdinkle.”

“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”

“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”

“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face and I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born in 2012.
by SweetMonet May 20, 2025
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